- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew went to Germany.

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Do you believe this will change?

only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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