- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

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Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

A baby seal walks into a club...

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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