why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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The Holocaust

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Anti Joke

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