What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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