What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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Anti Joke

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