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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

Black Veil Brides.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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