Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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