- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

Bin Laden is dead.

knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. Door Locks

GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

What abou three times

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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