- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

women

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

My mom just died....

why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

BOOBIES!!!!!!!

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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