What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Murder me once, shame on you.

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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Chuck Norris.

The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Sit on Santas lap Boner

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

rape that shit

What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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