- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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