Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

Whats funnier than 24? 25

Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's fat and ginger? My dog.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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