How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

womens rights

why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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