Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

People Eating Tasty Animals

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

Womens rights

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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