What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

What's 5+7? Piccillo

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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