"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

Hitler was Jewish.

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

Chuck Norris

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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