A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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This is my joke. funny

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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8===========D O:

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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