What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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Is this a chair?

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What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

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2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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women's rights.

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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