- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

ROSS G IS OBESE

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

Why was Timmy sad?

gay rights

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

Q: What's the point? A: .

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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