- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

I can't think of a joke!

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

An iguana walks out of a bar

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Knock, knock. Come in!

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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