Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

im a selling a car

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Jared Gough is a slut

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

MICHAEL

A Black Man walks into a bar...

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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