What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Brett Farve

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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live babies

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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SAY

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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