- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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Go away.

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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