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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

the WNBA

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

This joke isnt funny.

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

A ginger rapping.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

Santa Clogged my toliet

whats young and never moved? still born baby

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

how do you stop a train? you cant..

what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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