Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

. Deez nuts Ok

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Canada

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

What's funnier than 24? 25

What does a man like. food.

Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

Satan called. I put him on hold.

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

This is not a joke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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