- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

Black people

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

An Irishman stays home

steves legs

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

Knock knock Nobody's home.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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