What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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The WNBA.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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Anti jokes are funny

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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