- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

God.

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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