What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

Three men walked into a metal pole

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

Men's rights.

Dear John,

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

i heart wiener

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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