- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

barack osama

why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

What's white and horny? A unicorn

What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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