I'm gay. Great me too.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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i have 2 penises

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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Kate

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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Obamacare!

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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Why....... Because.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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