Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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The white guy did it!

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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A black man without problems.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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my names jim haha

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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