Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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