What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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Anti Joke

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