Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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your all shit at jokes

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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