- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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