- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Whats a cat? A cat!

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What is a dog? Bark

Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

William Raines.

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The Mets win the World Series

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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