What is bad at catch The twin towers

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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A horse walked into a barn...

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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Rick Perry.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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Female Athletics

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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A black succeeds

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the city on the other side. He hoped he could find work in one of the city's cheap factories. He needed money for his family: he could not bear to see them slowly starve for any longer. If he could get a lowly-paid job he may be able to just sustain them. But he knew it could not last for long. He would probably die on the streets or in the slums, cold, lonely and starving. But it was a risk worth taking - he could not see his own family waste slowly away like so many of his friends had.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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