- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

What's long brown and sticky? S**t

What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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