Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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youre gay

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minorities

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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Obama

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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