Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

The AIDS patient was gay

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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