What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

Poop.

Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

What did the snake say to the rat?

If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

what is white and red all over? a ginger

Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

a man walks into a bar and dies

three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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