Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

Women's Rights

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

I got shot, you laughed

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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