Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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Asian NASCAR.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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The joke below me is retarded

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Arrow to the Knee

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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Penis.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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