- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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