Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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Knock knock, come in.

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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