- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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