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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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