Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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