An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

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Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Why shouldn't I go out today? Well I haven't done any work today. Actually no. It's not that. I'd have to ask my guardian Sally to bring out the wheelchair, and well, I'm afraid of her. She beats me. My hobbies are playing football, watching Loose Women and looking at pictures of Gary Barlow on Google Images.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

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A man name Bill works 12 hours a day at a warehouse, almost everyday a week. It is a hard job but Bill does it to support his beautiful wife of many years. Bill thinks the long hard days are worth every moment he gets to spend with her. One night, after a hard day, he comes home to find another man in bed with his wife. Bill begins to sob and yell "I work 12 hours a day at a warehouse....." His wife yells back. "We already read this part, get to the punchline".

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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What did the fish say after he

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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White NBA players.

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knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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